I used to dream about a career in morning radio. Now I mostly dream about giant waves and my teeth falling out. An ad for Dodge Ram trucks once made me cry. I am very good at board games.

I like headlines and strategy meetings. I like a four-page, horizontal e-book that gets opened more than once. I like pressing “send.”

Talk to me about scary movies, fantastic worlds, and the National Football League. And a job, please.